That's right, I completely forgot,we flew an entire audience from New York.
>> [LAUGH]>> Welcome to Los Angeles, where we have beautiful weather, beautiful celebrities,and terrible bagels, I'm sorry.
>> [LAUGH]>> Not gonna compete with you on that.
One thing I love about New Yorkers isthat you're very, very fashion savvy.
>> [LAUGH]>> I go to New York, and I always see people very,very well dressed walking around.
Sometimes there's a nakedperson on the subway, but- >> [LAUGH] >> For the most part, you're well dressed.
So today, I thought I would show you somenew fashion trends that are out there, just in case.
You probably already have them, but->> [LAUGH] >> Because you got your finger on the pulse.
Okay, so I did some online shopping, andthese are all real items that you can buy.
A lot of people are talking aboutthese new jeans from Nordstrom.
They're calledBarracuda Straight Leg Jeans.
>> [LAUGH]>> Have you seen, they're covered in fake mud? >> [LAUGH]>> If you want to trick your spouse into thinking you were doing yard work.
>> [LAUGH]>> $425 they cost, so yep.
And, I wonder if people buy these, andthey get upset if they get them dirty? Like, ugh.
>> [LAUGH] >> Damn it, I got real mud on my fake mud.
>> [LAUGH]>> Then, here's another style that they're selling.
>> [LAUGH][APPLAUSE] >> Yeah.
These are called, clear knee mom jeans.
>> [LAUGH]>> They put the no in Nordstrom, I think.
>> [LAUGH]>> The ad says, a slick, plastic panels bareyour knees for futuristic feel.
>> [LAUGH]>> Honestly, that's not what I thoughtthe future would feel like.
>> [LAUGH]>> Here's a shirt, also, from Sandy Leeang.
This is the designer.
And, it's hard to see howpretty it is on there, but- >> [LAUGH] >> I guess, jeans have windows, and shirts need curtains, so.
>> [LAUGH]>> This one has a little sleeve right here in case you get chillyon that arm right there.
>> [LAUGH]>> You know how sometimes you turn shirts into dust cloths? This is the other way around.
>> [LAUGH]>> This was a dust cloth that somebody decided to make a shirt.
>> [LAUGH]>> And finally, here's something.
This is from Urban Outfitters.
Here it is.
>> [LAUGH] >> [APPLAUSE] >> It's called, Out From Under extremecrop tank top shrug.
>> [LAUGH]>> The name is bigger than the outfit.
>> [LAUGH]>> This really is what it looks like.
It's a tank top.
It comes halfway down to your chest.
I've seen necklaces cover more.
>> [LAUGH]>> It's a little hat for your bra.
>> [LAUGH]>> If this is what people think they want, here I'm going to make it better.
I have an idea.
>> [SOUND]>> I think this is good idea anyway, we'll see.
>> [LAUGH]>> Okay, just- >> [LAUGH] >> [APPLAUSE]>> They're straps.